Anonymous asked: Your blog is perfection!
aw thank you :) I don’t post often, but when I do it’s always stolen from friends.
"Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to."
- jaythenerdkid (via escapedgoat)
Cute boy in class: can I have a piece of paper?
Me: sure *hands him a marriage certificate*